In the dead of winter, do male nudists wear a hat, protective gloves, AND a condom? But let's cut the BS. It's really irresponsible that nudists walk around like that in the cold! I feel so bad for these nudists.
Many people have conjectured that Bernie Watersmouth is just a strange pseudonym for someone else. Well they have conjectured correctly! Bernie Watersmouth is a pseudonym for Berny Watersmouth.
The real Watersmouth has made notable contributions to sketch comedy, viral video, social, and political activism. Good friends would describe him as "a good friend." One young man recently described him as "the skinny man with the crooked gait" (making reference to his small frame and pigeon toe inspired walk). He also loves people, life, musicals, Hermann Hesse, and stuff.
Interestingly, he's the godson of the well respected Theodore Watersmouth Phd, Phd, Phd and his wife, Edyth P Watersmouth-Shmooessatore.
Though very engaged in the synthesis of Western and Eastern thought and a loving person, Watersmouth is very moody and is constantly complaining of low blood sugar (despite his many friends vegetarian lifestyles, he can't stop eating the meats).
In conclusion, Watersmouth is a good person who is trying to make some sense of his world and the one he shares with you. That's right, you. Whoever you may be.
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