Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Grandma



Republicans ARE lying that Obama wants to pull the plug on Grandma. But let's be serious for a moment. Grandma may be sweet with all of that cookie baking but where does she get the money to pay for the cookie dough and the power to run the stove? Give up? YOUR tax dollars! Not only is Grandma stealing from your hard earned money she's even taking credit for baking the cookies on her own.

So if we aren't going to pull the plug on Grandma herself, can we at least pull the plug on her oven. It's not a real oven. It's more of a place where lies are cooked until they taste so sweet that we believe they must be good for us. Face the facts folks. Grandmas are like the very cookies they bake: sweet on the outside but digesting their sweet facades will only cause you a diabetes of your soul.

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